Little Billy's Goldfish

Sent July 31, 2007

Old man Johnson looked over his fence to see his next door neighbor's son billy digging a large hole in the ground.

"Hey Billy," called Mr. Johnson. "What are you doing?"

"I'm digging a hole." replied Billy.

"Why?"

"To bury my goldfish, he died."

"That's an awfully big hole for fish"

"That's because he's in your cat."