You Might Be A Preacher If...

Sent June 18, 2008

1. You've been asked, "What's so hard about preaching?"

2. Others wished they worked only one day a week for a week's pay!

3. You have ever said, "I'm NEVER going to be a preacher!"

4. You wear your new shoes to church and someone comments, "We are paying you too much money!"

5. Women call up and say they want you to marry them.

6. You keep relating movies you've seen to sermon topics.

7. Your children are the worst kids in the church!

8. You name your bed "The Word." (You tell everyone that you "Stay in the Word.")

9. You jiggle all the commode handles at the church before you leave.

10. Instead of being "ticked off," you get "grieved in your spirit."

11. You've ever dreamed you were preaching only to awaken and discover you were.