Golf Buddies

Sent March 7, 2007

Carl and a Dave are playing golf. They decide to play for $5 a hole. On the third hole, the Dave hits his ball into the rough.

"Help me find my ball; you look over there," Dave says to Carl. After several minutes, neither has had any luck, and, anxious to win, Dave pulls out another ball and drops it on the ground. "I've found my ball!" he announces.

Carl looks at him, "After all the years we've been friends, you'd cheat me at golf for a measly five bucks?!?"

"Cheat?! I found my ball right here!"

"And a liar, too!!!" Carl says with amazement. "I'll have you know I've been standing on your ball since we got here."