The Cemetery
Sent October 30, 2007
Two men
were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through
the cemetery just for laughs.
Right in the middle of
the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty
shadows.
Trembling with fear, they
found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the
headstones.
"Holy cow, Mister," one
of them said after catching his breath, "You scared us half to death -- we
thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?"
"Those fools!" the old
man grumbled. "They misspelled my name!"