James doubted this morning's scripture reading, "How beautiful are the feet of him who brings good news"... - Andrea

But coach, can't I just run punishment laps instead? PLEASE? - Carl

Some habits are hard to beat. JUST ONE MORE SNIFFFFF! - Louise

Although unorthodox, the alternative medic's course of treatment did wonders for Sergei's sinuses. - Ed Duffy

I would do ANYTHING to get the part in the new Gold Bond commercial! - Andrea

"I'll do absolutely ANYTHING to build more muscle!" ---- (barf into shoe!) - Carl

I know i stuck that quarter in there somewhere! - Janet Ewing

"Smells a bit fishy in here!" - Lesley

Talk about putting your foot in your mouth! - Andrea

I don't think this is the best way to test to see if my breath stinks. - Rob

Ok, who switched my shoe with the oxygen mask? - Val

Rocco was so pleased to have his lost shoe back that he gives her a big kiss. He was later heard telling 'Shoe-la' that he was sorry and he would never let her get away again. - Rob

One who wishes to converse with his inner sole often is t tongue tied. - wildon

...and this is your brain on drugs. Any questions? - Rob

Aromatherapy for men. - Andrea

Our lecture today at the Betty Ford Clinic will be on the new wave of addictions
caused by a clandestine gel insole craze called "gellin' and smellin'". - Woody Haynes

The new CPR class couldn't afford dummies. - Andrea

(the old song) "He's so shy" - Carl

This is what Lars does when he feels lightheaded. - Janet Ewing

Nike Airs are now come with a manual air pump. - Andrea

Real men don't stink, they perspire. - Carl

The doctor said to do breathing exercises before playing in the game!!!! - Janet Ewing

Can you hear me now? - Andrea

Momma always said, "Life was like a smelly gym shoe..." - Rob

Randy loved to psyche out his opponents with his "crazy man" routine. - Carl

I can't believe I only spent 99 cents on these Odor-Eaters! - Andrea

No business like Shoe business!!!! - Carrie

where's the old woman? - Andrea

Momma always said, "Stupid is as stupid does". - Rob

Jim's mom thought that putting dryer sheets in his shoes would help keep his feet April-fresh for the game. - Andrea

I think i have discovered a new mans cologne - Janet Ewing

Jim knew it would be the last time he smelled his favorite, new shoe smell. He decided to savor the moment. - Andrea

After their performance-enhancing qualities are discovered, the IOC is to list Odor-Eaters as a banned substance. - Ed Duffy

In the Army, spit-shining is strictly enforced. - Andrea