Show me the Funny #11

Smiles Unlimited readers sent in their funny captions for the picture below, the best are posted below the photo.

 

 

 

"Hmmm. That emergency stop was a LITTLE bit lax, Mr. Wonder. Never mind, let's try the three-point turn, shall we...?"  - Ed Duffy

Isn't this what you call a `hole-in-one`? - Bobby

I'm not half the car i used to be!!! - Janet Ewing

This one tried to 'fly OUT of the cuckoo's nest". - Helen Hoddinott

Good old Luke Duke, his first day on the set. - Andrea

Officer does this mean I'm going to flunk my driving test today? - Janet Ewing

You're on Candid Camera.  - Helen Hoddinott

Actually, I think red is a bit too obvious... - Anne

Who says my elevator doesn't go to the top floor? - Aaron

I thought you told me to turn right oops i forgot to turn up my hearing aid!! - Ray Ewing

I have always been told that men never want to ask for directions  - Janet Ewing

I'm gonna be on "the World's Worst Drivers" next week - then they'll believe me. - Helen Hoddinott

Why was the car posing for the camera? It was the newest MODEL.. - Andrea

"But officer! I didn't see the sign!" - Jeanne

I thought this car came with a warranty and road hazard insurance! - Janet Ewing

May I take your order please. - Helen Hoddinott

Permit or not; this is where I want to exit! - Jeanne

The new, tougher drywall... - Andrea

Art Deco is always in style... - Granny

"I tried to tell you I was a STUDENT DRIVER!" - Jeanne

What goes up, must come down! - Tony

Are you sure we parked in Cinderella D? - Anon