I can't believe I ate the WHOLE thing! - Kaycee

All I had was a watermelon seed... honest - Beverly

push! push! breathe that's it in an out! - Janet Ewing

You've heard of the Horse Whisperer? This is the Kitty Lamaze. - Andrea

Laugh all you want - his owner willed him a $2,000,000 inheritance! - Carl

I told that dog to quit bothering me or else! - Alan

Uncle Dave threatened to cut the cat open to get his meal back - but thankfully Cherie convinced everyone to just forget having turkey this thanksgiving! - Carl

That white sparkling water was Alka Seltzer? What does Alka Seltzer do? - Helen

The "Before" picture for the Catkins Diet. - Andrea

OK push - 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 BREATHE now push again, that's it 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 one more good one and we'll have ourselves a kitten - Helen

King Cat on his human throne, one day after the cats finally conquer the world. - Carl

I'd like to see you guys lift this thing. - Drew

THIS is what you get when you teach an old cat new tricks (and use Kitty Yums as a reward!) - Andrea

Help!!! She's fallen and she can't get up!! - Alan

NEVER sneak a cat into the after-church all-you-can-eat buffet at Sushi World. - Andrea

In one stunned moment, Tiffany realized that her miniature poodle was no where to be found! - Carl

One good big burp & I think I'd feel a LOT better! - Kaycee

Marsha never had to worry about cold Cleveland winters after she found "Miss Tiny" to keep her warm. - Catrl

Homeland Security gets the strangest offers. - Andrea

Cats rule, dogs drool! - Carl

Where's the remote? - Andrea

I tell you - when this one rips you'll have to hold on to me hard or it's going to blow me across the room. Hello! Wake up! This is serious. - Helen

Pregnancies dropped in the high school after the principle replaces all those baby dolls that cry with "catzilla". One week of learning what it takes to pamper another being and the girls were well motivated to be chaste! - Carl