IT"S A DOGS LIFE IN THE KITCHEN!

Yeah! I know the muffin man

"The day after the dogs conquer the world." - Carl

Muffins? No way! Do you know how many calories those things have? Go ahead and fetch me some celery juice instead.

Now this is a dog's life!- Elizabeth

"Do I look like a muffin kind of Dog?" ---Jeremy

The afternoon soaps: General Veterinary Hospital

George was the first to fall asleep at the previous night's poker game...

I love toOOOO............Eat Eat Eat i like to Eeeaaatt. I like to Sleep Sleep Sleep I like to Sleeeeepp. I like to be a Beauty Beauty Beauty I like to be a Beeeaauuuuuutyyy. OH YEA! - Sung by Everything dog

The last time I ate your muffins I ended up with pink things growing out of my head.

Great! I ordered chocolate and they gave me poppy seed! How's a women supposed to keep her looks! - shobana19

After giving birth to four bouncing baby muffins, Rollie-Pollie the Bulldog exclaimed, "Who is the smart guy that put these rollers on my head. I just gave birth to muffins." - Bert

"Bon bons, I said BON BONS! Can't you humans get anything right?" - Carl

Ooohh this self improvement program is really making me depressed. Janet Ewing

ahh I shoulda auditioned for that Taco Bell commercial instead.. sabina@thesedrugs.com

Martha Stewarts new assistant after a long days work from Darrell H.

Someone switched to decaf! - Andrea

Oh! Honey, I just couldn't tell you. It's a dog-eat-muffin world out there.

You know that the American family is stressed out when this is what you come home to. Andre

After talking to my friends, I still can't see the big deal about being curlered up on the Couch! Larry Chester

The things they DON'T tell you about Miss America pageant contestants...

IT'S A DOGS LIFE IN THE KITCHEN-LOU

"It's a trap. Undercover guard dog!" -- Carl

Irma and her perm readying to go the prom at, Ye Olde Kennnel College For Pups ,it's primetime for snacks now ! Gentlemen Jim Grady

"Muffins? I wannntted (yahn) bon-bons (sigh)." -- Carl

See Rover I told you we didn't have to use brownies. Muffins work too, now mom's fast asleep so we can sneak out. Yeah, but Fifi, you used our whole stash.