Does my outfit make me look fat?! - Janet Ewing

I TOLD YOU IT WAS THIS BIG! - LOUISE

"I once caught a mouse that was this big...but it got away." - Tara

In the 4th Annual "Tokyo Junior Housepets Halloween Pageant" Socks was brilliant as the demented Dr. Frankenstein,
while Snowball's chilling portrayal of The Monster had everyone talking for weeks. -  Cade C.

Fear and tremble, oh ye mice! Just wait till I grow up! - Carl

Kitten on left: "...and when you've finished those star jumps, drop down and gimme twenty." - Ed Duffy

See I told you when I dance I have two left feet! - Janet Ewing

Kitty Aerobics - Andrea

"Oh bummer, someone's been playing with the Matrix again - now I'm a cat!" says Neo. - Carl

As Fluffy playfully attacked her own shadow, blackie moves in for the kill. - Carl

Sammy and Frankie "Start Spreadin' the Mews" as the Cat Pack hits Vegas. - Ed

Tabby: "That's one small step for a cat..." - Ed

"..you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself about..."  - Mary Ann Romans

Meow! Straighten your back on those plee-ays! - Andrea

Yeah! We're too sexy for the catwalk...The catwalk! - Larry Chester

Larry Adler and Michael Jackson's cats are introduced. - Ed

Deep and wide, Deep and wide.... - Andrea

Gee, I bet the humans also started like this. - xavier

Officer: Sir, can you describe to me what your missing litter box looks like?
Sir: Well officer, it was about this high, with fresh litter, not a scratch in it yet... - Andrea

"Sharooonnnn!!" - Ed

A scene from new cat-fu movie "Crouching Piebald, Walking Tabby". - Ed

I'm tellin' ya, Pete - that fish was THIS BIG! - Juli

How can I jump on it if you keep waving it about like that! - Trevor Baker. (N.Z.)

Our military's newest secret weapon! - Janet Ewing

Hey look Martha that weight loss program is really working! I can see my feet! - Janet Ewing

Ah, you know, are you SURE cats are supposed to walk this way? - Carl

No! No! No! The Alley Cat dance goes One, two, three....! -  Larry Chester

Only your shadow knows for sure! - Janet Ewing

Don't hit me! I could've sworn the goldfish bowl was here yesterday! - Andrea

Easy does it, 1 paw in front, 1 paw back then shake that tail!!! That's the waltz for my darling. - xavier

Fluffy just couldn't convince Precious that tightrope walking for the circus was a dangerous idea. - Andrea

If I pounce on blackie's tail, she'll attack. But it's so ... tempting! What to do, what to do?! - Carl

Gimme a C...Gimme an A...Gimme a T.... - Andrea

Kitten on left: "Aaa...choo!"
Kitten on right: "Tom! My lovely new carpet!" - Ed

You have to VISUALIZE the ball of string. Yes, that's it. You are the king of the jungle! Now, pounce! - Andrea

Teehee Im always a little shy on the first date. - Janet Ewing

WHEN I GOT HIM DOWN I. HEY! WHERE HE GO? - LOUISE

WOW! Where can I get one of those? - Gary Utz