A New Twist On An Old Story

Feeling footloose and frisky, the featherbrained fellow forced his fond father to fork over the farthings. Furthermore, he flew far to foreign fields where he frittered his fortune feasting fabulously with faithless friends. Finally, fleeced by his fellows and folly, he found himself a feed flinger, a feed flinger in a filthy farmyard!

Faced with famine, he feign would fill his frame with foraged food from the fodder fragments. "Fooey! My father's flunkies fare far fancier than frazzled fugitive!" he fumed feverishly, frankly facing the facts!

Frustrated with failure, and filled with foreboding, he fled forthwith to his father's family where he fell at his father's feet, floundering forlornly, "Father, I have fruitlessly forfeited family favor..." But forestalling further flinching, the fond father frantically flagged the flunkies to fetch forth the finest fatling and fix a feast!

Well, the fugitive's fault finding frater frowned on such fickle forgiveness of former folderol - his fury flashed!

But fussing was futile! For the fond father figured, "Such filial fidelity is fine, but what forbids fervid festivities?! Unfurl the flags, let fanfares flow, let fun and frolic freely flow: For the fugitive is found. And forgiveness forms the foundation for future fortitude."