Henry & Betty Lou

Henry Keat was in love and wanted to marry Betty Lou. Finally the day arrived and he popped the question. Betty Lou said yes and they set a date for their wedding. At the last minute Betty Lou got cold feet and backed out.

A month later she changed her mind and agreed to marry Henry again. At the last minute she backed out again. A month later the scene played out again. Finally Parson Brown had had enough, pulling Betty Lou aside he sat her down to talk to her.

"Parson, I love the way Henry treats me. He sweeps me off my feet and makes me want to marry him. But then later on I look at him and realize I can't spend my life with this man. But then he comes around and sweeps me off my feet again."

"Girl," he replied, "If you cant stand the Keat, stay out of the hitchen."