10. Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes. Then she's yours. - (Deuteronomy 21:11-13)

9. . Find a prostitute and marry her. - (Hosea 1:1-3)

8.. Find a man with seven daughters, and impress him by watering his flock  Moses (Exodus 2:16-21)

7.. Purchase a piece of property, and get a woman as part of the deal. - Boaz (Ruth 4:5-10)

6. Go to a party and hide. When the women come out to dance, grab one and carry her off to be your wife. - Benjaminites (Judges 21:19-25)

5. Have God create a wife for you while you sleep. Note: this will cost you. - Adam (Genesis 2:19-24)

4. Become the emperor of a huge nation and hold a beauty contest. - Xerxes or Ahasuerus (Esther 2:3-4)

3.. When you see someone you like, go home and tell your parents, "I have seen a ... woman; now get her for me." If your parents question your decision, simply say, "Get her for me. She's the one for me." - Samson (Judges 14:1-3)

2. Wait for your brother to die. Take his widow. (It's not just a good idea; it's the law.) - Onan and Boaz (Deuteronomy or Leviticus, example in Ruth)

And the number one Biblical way to get a wife

1. A wife?...NOT! - Paul (1 Corinthians 7:32-35)