Ten Things People Think While Singing a Hymn

                                        10. How many more verses?

                                        9. What does pastor wear under robes?

                                        8. Will the person behind me ever hit the right note?

                                        7. 90 minutes till kickoff.

                                        6. Did I turn off the fans?

                                        5. What's the likelihood of the ceiling fan falling and hitting me on the head?

                                        4. How many people have lost more hair than I have?

                                        3. How would the hymn sound if DC Talk played it?

                                        2. Are there doughnuts at fellowship?

                                        And the number one thought -

                                        1. The Pot Roast